French Fry Heaven – Script

French Fry Heaven – Script

French Fry Heaven – Script

50s news anchor-style announcer sitting behind a desk (talking in a super serious almost ‘Reefer madness’ tone) with a sign hanging behind him saying: ‘Official French Fry Heaven market research center’. New wall covering imagery passing on wall behind the sign.
Announcer
Do you want a burger for dinner?
Guy #1
Uh… No…?
Announcer
Do you want pizza for dinner?
Girl #1
Pizza fries?
Announcer
Yes? Ok, what would you all like?
Group #1
(with simple fry images going by in the the background – college age, ‘free spirited’) We want to get baked!
Announcer
You want to get baked?… Ok, and you, what do you want?
Group #2
(with loaded fries going by in background) We wanted to get loaded!
Announcer
No, I mean: What do you want to eat?
Both groups
We want the best forking spuds on earth!
Group #1
They re baked!
Group #2
…and loaded!
A Group #2 person
And fresh and made from scratch!
A Group #1 person
And I can get garlic parmesan chicken fries, pizza fries, bruschetta fries, chilli fries, buffalo chicken fries and so many more great forking spuds!
Announcer
Well, you heard it here first folks! The food at French Fry Heaven is unique, made from scratch and fresh cut, fresh made and made from fresh ingredients!
(a sparkle in his eye)
Group #1 person
They’re also baked…
Group #2 person
…and loaded!



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